a few jokes

Laura and Jim will be hosting the May meeting this Saturday the 12th and it will be the usual of food, drinks, raffle and fun.
 
Doors will be open at 6:00 pm for social talk and the meeting will start at 7:00.  Parking gets a little tight and the city says you can't park on 4th but there is a parking lot a block away.   Meeting is usually held in the backyard so feel free to bring your favorite lawn chair, weather permitting of course.

If you need address/directions, contact a club member.

Best if you park at Mini Mall (where the spaghetti establishment use to be)
 
You will get to see his new frag tank set up in the making.
 
Hope to see you there!

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[i1justin]

Proudly showing off his new apartment to some friends late one night, a drunk leads the way to his bedroom where theres a big brass gong.
"Whats with the gong?" one of the friends asks
"thats no gong," the drunk replies " thats a talking clock"
"How does it work?" the friend asks
"Watch!" the drunk says. he picks up a hammer, pounds the gong as loudly as he can and staps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, " you asshole, its 10 past four in the morning!"

[i1justin]

The owner of a gas station in the Deep south tries to boost sales by posting a sign that reads "Free Sex with Fillup"
Before long, two rednecks pull in. The driver gets out fills his tank then asks the man who owns the gas station about the sex.
"Pick a number between 1 and 10" the owner says. "if you guess right, you win free sex."
The buyer thinks for a bit then says "8".
The owner replies " No but you were close, it was seven, no sex today maybe next time."
As the two men pull out, the driver says to his buddy " you know, i think that game is rigged, i bet he doesnt give away free sex."
The passenger replies "No Billy Ray it aint rigged- my wife won twice last week!"

[angelscrx]

Dem dar fellers must be frum Alabamer!

[Ed]

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