Two minute management course..

Laura and Jim will be hosting the May meeting this Saturday the 12th and it will be the usual of food, drinks, raffle and fun.
 
Doors will be open at 6:00 pm for social talk and the meeting will start at 7:00.  Parking gets a little tight and the city says you can't park on 4th but there is a parking lot a block away.   Meeting is usually held in the backyard so feel free to bring your favorite lawn chair, weather permitting of course.

If you need address/directions, contact a club member.

Best if you park at Mini Mall (where the spaghetti establishment use to be)
 
You will get to see his new frag tank set up in the making.
 
Hope to see you there!

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Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.  A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.   All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Management Lesson -
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


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Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."  "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.  "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Management Lesson -
Bulls**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


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Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the  bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was   lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung  on him.  As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!  He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.  A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.  Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of  cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

   
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.  
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.  
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!  

--------This ends your two minute management course.------------

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